Absolutely unbelievable, I failed my roadtest! If that wasn’t bad enough, I managed to fail it in the first minute… The examiner asked me to rear park the car at a 90 degree angle, between 4 poles. I failed to come out exactly in the middle, so she failed me straight away. We didn’t even get to the real roadtest!

The word fail begins with an f but right now I’m thinking of an entirely different F word…

“Try again next week, that will be another 60 dollars please.”